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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
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Oh my god
A closeup for those who are not true believers of what this man has to offer
This is a kid’s game
Do you think that kids are not allowed to go to museums
And for those that are unaware, this statue was in previous Animal Crossing games, it was just never this HD
Children should not be sold HD dicks. This is how gay people are made.
oh my god….sonic for real justice AND butch hartman in one post
…never thought id see the day
This one is for you, @prepmiku
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hardest thing to learn during recovery is….. some of your misery is your own fault. you have to actively choose to stop wallowing in your own pain & start to recover. that means stop being self deprecating, start taking care of yourself, start eating healthy, start taking your hygiene seriously, even if it’s hard. & it is hard! but you must.
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Meowth: Hey, what’s this?
Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.
Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?
Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?
James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!
Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!
Meowth: But how come?
Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?
this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way
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Anonymous asked:
dream job?
fireproofs Answer:
i simply do not dream of labor
one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended
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i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die
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me: fullmetal alchemist
my wife: *slightly differently from how I said it* fullmetal alchemist
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